How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???
How to use sand to freak people out
Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.
This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.
•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed
what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that
everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment
they ruin it
because they’re assholes